Hardware Wars

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THE RETURN OF THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS PARODY! YOU’LL LAUGH! YOU’LL CRY! YOU’LL KISS 15 BUCKS GOODBYE!Fluke Starbucker (Scott Mathews) must learn to master the power of “The Farce” with help from Artie Deco, 4-Q-2 (Frank Robertson), Princess Anne-Droid (Cindy Furgatch), Ham Salad (Bob Knickerbocker), and the rest of the Red Eye Knights.
In 1978 writer / director Ernie Fosselius (former member of “The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo”) created the very first “Star Wars” parody, HARDWARE WARS. Complete with cardboard sets and visible wires (holding up ships which were various household appliances), the film was shot over four days with a budget of around $8,000. Now, nearly 50 years later, the original version of this classic short that George Lucas called his “favorite Star Wars parody” (in a 1999 interview on the UK’s The Big Breakfast TV show) has been restored in High Definition for a whole new generation of cult movie fans to discover!

SPECIAL FEATURES:

Brand new transfer and remastering from the only known surviving element, a 16mm Reversal Release print, presented in its original 1.33:1 aspect ratio
2.0 Stereo Audio
Original Mono Audio
Optional English Subtitles
Audio Commentary with Writer / Director Ernie Fosselius
“Hardware Wars” Directors Cut (10:15)
“Hardware Wars” Trailer
“Porklips Now” (21:38) 1980 parody of “Apocalypse Now” from director Ernie Fosselius
“Plan 9.1 From Outer Space” (20:46) 2009 parody remake of “Plan 9 From Outer Space” with puppets from director Ernie Fosselius

* Special Features May Not Be Rated, Closed Captioned Or In High Definition.
Aspect Ratio ‏ : ‎ 1.33:1
MPAA rating ‏ : ‎ NR (Not Rated)
Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 0.56 x 7.67 x 5.26 inches; 3.2 ounces
Director ‏ : ‎ Ernie Fosselius
Media Format ‏ : ‎ NTSC
Run time ‏ : ‎ 13 minutes
Release date ‏ : ‎ April 23, 2024
Actors ‏ : ‎ Scott Mathews, Frank Robertson, Paul Frees, Bob Knickerbocker
Subtitles: ‏ : ‎ English
Studio ‏ : ‎ MVD Rewind Collection
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CMR4V4Z6
Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA
Number of discs ‏ : ‎ 1

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